Why Eminem is the best artist of our generation.

[Mr Change]

holy fuck do you ever get outside? eminem isn't the only thing in life, let alone music. there are MUCH better artists out there than him.

No, I was the subject of a horrific accident back in the early nineties in which I was left with only half of my foreskin. Growing up in a setting where 90% of the kids who showed me their dicks when I asked as a child were circumsized, it was awkward enough entering highschool knowing I had a piece of skin on my penis that might be unfamiliar to the eyes of the female, but since german sheppards tend to bite when you push their head forward, my situation was much worse than having your standard ant eating schlozzenborphgh'd. I was a fucking mutant.

Naturally, since sex was going to be hard, living in a small town and all where rumours spread fast, I decided to substitute a teenager in a small town's sex life for drugs on top of the life of addiction that most teenagers from small town chains already face do to the problem of nothing being around to do but "Fuck and get fucked." Well I wasn't getting fucked, or even risking having my reputation as a socially acceptable methamphetamine and oxycontin addicted 10th grader being ruined, so I did drugs until I developed a chemical imbalance. Now, the slightest amount of marihuana smoke sends my amygdala into MEGA ADRENALINE/ENDORPHIN BLAST KILL OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE MODE when it's completely uncalled for. I can't even smoke weed. My grandpa always told me.. be good to your neighbour, but if you can't even smoke WEED?! FUCK going outside. Thanks for bringing it up, asshole.

It's been a long time since we've had great posters and you are fucking awesome
I agree with you, Eminem is the best artist of our generation

Don't make him think he's awesome in any aspect

[the real slim shady]

personally, i would have to say that em isnt actually the best artist.

Firstly, encore (which everyone agrees is his best album) is terrible. How can he be the best when his best album is a load of crap?
secondly, he is obviously just copying the rapper in the rebecca black video... their flow, their lyrics and the beats they use are similar, and dont try to tell me you havent thought of that before.
Third, he rides on other peoples fame. I have said this before, and i say it again, him riding on Royce's fame in the BME project was just pathetic. Royce is one of the best rappers out there, but em just clings onto him like a fucking rash... and not one of those rashes that you can just use as an excuse to get out of school, i mean a full blown itchy-as-fuck look like you have stuck fucking rice crispies all over you rash... not cool.
Third, his group D12 make amazing music when he isnt with them... compare, say, U r the one, with fight music. Fight music is a pop oriented song, which is why they included loads of different types of people in the video. U r the one is a hardcore underground rap song, not something for people who listen to drake and think he is the best thing since sliced fucking bread.
And one more fucking thing, all of you guys are his fans. Youre all dumbasses, so obviously he is a dumbass as well. Seriously go listen to some good music

LIL WAYNE TILL I DIE

it will be interesting to see what happens to this hornet nest now i have kicked it... do your worst you sad people

[Sukot]

personally, i would have to say that em isnt actually the best artist.

Firstly, encore (which everyone agrees is his best album) is terrible. How can he be the best when his best album is a load of crap?
secondly, he is obviously just copying the rapper in the rebecca black video... their flow, their lyrics and the beats they use are similar, and dont try to tell me you havent thought of that before.
Third, he rides on other peoples fame. I have said this before, and i say it again, him riding on Royce's fame in the BME project was just pathetic. Royce is one of the best rappers out there, but em just clings onto him like a fucking rash... and not one of those rashes that you can just use as an excuse to get out of school, i mean a full blown itchy-as-fuck look like you have stuck fucking rice crispies all over you rash... not cool.
Third, his group D12 make amazing music when he isnt with them... compare, say, U r the one, with fight music. Fight music is a pop oriented song, which is why they included loads of different types of people in the video. U r the one is a hardcore underground rap song, not something for people who listen to drake and think he is the best thing since sliced fucking bread.
And one more fucking thing, all of you guys are his fans. Youre all dumbasses, so obviously he is a dumbass as well. Seriously go listen to some good music

LIL WAYNE TILL I DIE

it will be interesting to see what happens to this hornet nest now i have kicked it... do your worst you sad people

That's nonsense. The rapper in the Rebecca Black video only got famous a few months ago. Eminem has been rapping for well over a decade now.

[the real slim shady]

the rapper in the rebecca black video apparently released a song in 2005, i remember seeing a clip of it somewhere, and we all know that eminem started in 2006... there is a conspiracy that he rapped at the turn of the century, but that is a load of rubbish

[Mr Change]

the rapper in the rebecca black video apparently released a song in 2005, i remember seeing a clip of it somewhere, and we all know that eminem started in 2006... there is a conspiracy that he rapped at the turn of the century, but that is a load of rubbish

You must be thinking about Vanilla Ice.

Eminem wasn't in the game until like 2010, I remember his first song Love The Way You Lie

[Sukot]

Sorry, I just can't believe what I'm reading here. Eminem broke into the mainstream back in 1999. How on Earth can you think it was 2006 or 2010? Do you not remember Lose Yourself?

[Sam.]

RT

LOL.. about 10% of you haven't proven yourselves to be completely retarded as of yet. Learn 2 internet!

[the real slim shady]

Trolls - fucking with sukot's head since 2006

[Mr Change]

Trolls - fucking with sukot's head since 2006

[internet-weed-dude]

Haha the real slim shady is the first poster I've noticed and particularly liked on here as of yet. No homo.

Also, a good chunk of you are about as intelligent as a fork.

[JamaicanPattlez]

I actually read it, lol. Nice read, imo.

[the real slim shady]

Haha the real slim shady is the first poster I've noticed and particularly liked on here as of yet. No homo.

Also, a good chunk of you are about as intelligent as a fork.

[666vodka666]

Wow the amount of stupid f***s on here is unbelievable no doubtedbly American I mean c'mon what's this bullsh** about eminem copying rebecca blacks rapper and only emerging in 2005 or later his first music video appearance was in 1992 so that sh**s on your bomb fire eminem/b rabbit/slim shady/marshal mather is the best rapper not even just of this century but ever and dre saw this when he was small and risked his career for eminem because he saw his talent and dre was the best rapper the which did give eminem a boost at first but he didn't need it and soon made dre more money than he ever imagined I mean c'mon if eminem wasn't around till 2005 then d12 and 50cent wouldn't exist you guys need to straighten your facts before you come on here dissing the guy who sh**s on any rapper out there hence the reason anyone he has had a beef with has had their career f***ed over

-->EMINEM <-- any other rapper out there

[Amaranthine]

Wow the amount of stupid f***s on here is unbelievable no doubtedbly American I mean c'mon what's this bullsh** about eminem copying rebecca blacks rapper and only emerging in 2005 or later his first music video appearance was in 1992 so that sh**s on your bomb fire eminem/b rabbit/slim shady/marshal mather is the best rapper not even just of this century but ever and dre saw this when he was small and risked his career for eminem because he saw his talent and dre was the best rapper the which did give eminem a boost at first but he didn't need it and soon made dre more money than he ever imagined I mean c'mon if eminem wasn't around till 2005 then d12 and 50cent wouldn't exist you guys need to straighten your facts before you come on here dissing the guy who sh**s on any rapper out there hence the reason anyone he has had a beef with has had their career f***ed over

EMINEM < any other rapper out there

Um...you just said Em is worse than every other rapper.
Sorry for contributing to the bumped thread, but I couldn't resist.

[666vodka666]

Sorry, I just can't believe what I'm reading here. Eminem broke into the mainstream back in 1999. How on Earth can you think it was 2006 or 2010? Do you not remember Lose Yourself?

Thank god someone on here has more than one brain cell