CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Brendanoooo]

woke up in the morning and walked down to the bakery
and i said "hey man, what can you make for me"
He looked me in the eye and handed me a cobbler
i was pissed and yelled "man, do i look like a toddler?"
what i want is some pie, and three of them i will buy
so i can go home, get high, and drink beer with the guys

NEXT TOPIC: The most painful thing you have ever experienced

[BigBoss]

(assuming it doesnt have to be physical)

watchin my oldtown n**** from childhood get blasted,
the look in his eye is something that has forever lasted,
when people say they pray for him, I said what has god's ass did?
thinking about em everyday, every morning, every night,
in the ER he put up one hell of a fight, in the words of a Catholic he finally saw the light,
and until the day that i lose my hearing, lose my touch, lose my sight, i'll never bite
anything from anyone if they got shit to say, but if they say shit about my n***** then
I'll show the mothafucka what we do in the Bay

NEXT: loss

[Lasers89]

Watching you try to rhyme keeps me at a loss for words,
So i just hit skip on your shit before i start getting memory loss,
While you try to toss salads, i try to stay away from financial losses,
Rolling up on you like a boss with the goons and have you at a loss for words,
So you stay taking losses, while i got bitches who wanna see how long my condom stretches,
Fucking your bitch till she gets nauseous.

NEXT Topic : Rick Ross

[Fleka]

Imagine Rick Ross wearing lip gloss, high heals with steel toes
No beard like real hoes, chest revealed, his nipple shows
Lots of meat on his bones, booty shakes like snow balls
Rick never says "that`s all folks" like that pig from cartoon shows


Next topic: Internet forums

[EmTV]

Internet Forums, places for nerds to frolick,
Now excuse me for a second, if my rhymes seem a bit off topic,
These same nerds are hipsters, shopping at Hot Topic,
I'll drag out these summertime scarf-wearing faggots to melt in the tropics,
Now up to this point, I've dried out the "-ic" rhymes,
So I'll just end this shit, so you can worship the sick lines.

(P.S. Just now noticing this thread may be over, but I have nothing against nerds, and I'm not an arrogant prick either--take this "verse" with a grain of salt. :P)

Next Topic: Fish

[Brendanoooo]

yo this bitch got me pissed
when i wished for some fish
but she ditched, left the kitch
and a ride she did hitch
she left with no kiss,
and all i wanted was some flitch

NEXT TOPIC: Einstein

[OnurCanRecords]

Once upon a time, a man named Einstein,
was considered the biggest genius of all-time
but no one ever knew about me when in my prime,
cause his brain is nothing compared to mine.

An agnostic dude claiming to be all good,
destroying atoms in the sake of blood,
just helping these American troops,
I might stop them if I had strong glue
to bend my rhymes and give people a clue,
Maybe I'm not a black man from the hood,
and I don't live my life like a real "thug",
but also I want to stop the army who shoot,
just cause they want petrol-fuel,
all these smart dudes got fooled,
and U.S.A. made them use,
their intelligence for their guns and nukes.

next topic: Death

[Eedee]

Einstein was a bright guy, always lived his life by
How time flies by and pretty much was quite right.
With his tongue sticking out, he was iconic to science,
With his novel little theories, he all brought us to silence.
His presence lives on with space and time's curvature,
And he deserves it, god damnit, I mean, who's worthier?

Next Topic: Earth

[gutawafang]

earth wasn't round until the day that we assumed it was
ever since science was involved there was no room to pause
it used to be just yin and yang, a cycle of good and bad
hunters fight to survive and that's all the food you get

next topic: traffic

[B.I.A]

As a little kid I used to play in the traffic
All day, every day until I eventually I got hit
I woke up in hospital the next day with no legs
Thinking fucked up thoughts cause i cracked open my head

Next Topic: legs

[radioactivejaber]

I used to know this one bitch with fine ass legs
I used to fuck her till she succumbed to begs
Sex, Drugs, the shit you name
I hit that up with this hot ass dame

i uh uh I FUCK HIP HOP

next topic: Breaking Bad

[Halftongue Dre]

making rap talking about breaking bad
White and Pinkman selling drugs to pay for rags
a naked man on drugs in a make up tan
a vacant class the latest fad
taking naps in fragrant gas, another drug that will make it last
deep sleep having dreams of ancient labs
scientist and enslavement camps
aliens and basement rats

next topic: The Holy Bible

[LK5]

The Holy Bible is a fairy tale with different title
That Jesus Christ should have been shot with sniper rifle
And he would be an even more dramatic idol
But what does make a Bible more true than the islamic book of Allah
If you can answer me I'll give you dollar.

Next topic: universe

[Zellomugi]

I'm eager to feed, i'd sprinkle disease
on the chief of police and eat em like a pizza wit cheese
leavin the scene of crime with 3-9 marksmen and henchmen
targetin innocent women while startin the engine

[Brendanoooo]

while Zel's startin the engine, im fuckin a lesbian
real talk yo, i aint fuckin pretending
actin like a balla with that money that you spendin
the only cash you got is what the bank is lendin

NEXT TOPIC: Psychology