by speckzo » Nov 21st, '14, 13:07
WARNING: Massive Rant
Okay so I'm posting this fully knowing the risk that I will potentially come off as a butthurt faggot.
I've been on this site since 2008, had an account but it signed me out and I forgot the password so had to make a new account in 2011. I mostly lurk, and rarely post or comment. I love this site because it has the news on anything Eminem related almost immediately, but fucking hate the site because of all the retarded so called "Stans" that have no idea what the fuck they want. So for once, I'm going to give my opinion.
I feel like most of you motherfuckers have no clue what you want. You complain when he sounds too pop or mainstream, then complain when he just spits raw fire; you complain that he isn't his old self then when he puts on his "old school voice" and raps about raping pop stars and shit you say that he's trying too hard to be his old self. Make up your mind you fucking autists. (Obviously not everyone on this site is like this so don't take offense at this rant if you're one of the normal one's who just enjoy music and know what you like.)
Me personally, and this will sound self-righteous probably, but I'm the biggest Eminem fan I know. Since I was 8, I make my best effort to memorize every song, I know everything about him, I've seen him in concert three times, I dye my hair every year (see avatar), basically my whole way of life is influenced by growing up obsessed with Eminem, as gay as this sounds. In fact, the only person I've seen who is probably more of an Eminem fan is that kid who dresses like him and physically tries to look like him and has a crazy collection of Eminem shit, Zolt Shady or some shit. But that's just like an unnatural obsession, like life exists man.
Anyway, although I'm obsessed and basically can enjoy any one of Eminem songs, even the admittedly terrible ones, I'm not biased when it comes to forming an opinion of shit he puts out. But I feel like people don't get how crazily talented this dude is when it comes to rapping. People say that he's not as good as he was during 1999-2003, I would disagree, I would say he's definitely different, but just as good and in fact has made even improvements in some areas. Clearly there were rough patches where he didn't live up to what he's capable of. But in my opinion, and I've heard this before on this site, but I believe that this is his second prime (meaning MMLP2-now)
Lyrically, he's ridiculous. I feel like people don't appreciate how much rhyming this dude is doing. Even in the mainstream "pop" song with punchingbagcunt Rihanna he's fire. Whether you like the song or not, the guy rhymes "Rumpelstiltskin in a hay stack" the entire last verse. That's fucking crazy. Same with Guts over Fear keeping the same rhyme scheme, and even Legacy. That takes skill to keep one rhyme scheme for so long and make sense. He's using massive amounts of multis and double entendres and his punchlines are getting better and better. And in Shady XV he's keeping this crazy lyricism while revisiting the old shit of bashing celebrities and rapping about crazy shit. That one line "Set your daughter on fire with a soldering iron" gave me goose bumps and brought me back to "If I Get Locked Up Tonight." "I'll set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron."
So I don't know why I wrote this and I highly doubt too many people will read this whole thing, but I really think that Eminem is in his second prime, he's been putting out nothing but straight fire, he didn't lose his skill, he's hungry again, and I really hope this continues. So people really need to decide what they like and don't like and stop bitching and just enjoy the music and just appreciate that he's still putting out music just because he loves it even though he could've retired after his second album.
TL;DR Go fuck yourselves.
CALLED IT!
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